Dear Yelp,
You've described here exactly what I do best and would like to do more of. In addition to my resume and this charming note I also invite you to peruse my LinkedIn profile at http://www.linkedin.com/in/jbrobinson/ and my Yelp profile at http://ratwerks.yelp.com/ While I realize that LinkedIn recommendations do not embody the same deeply democratic quality as their Yelp counterparts, they are what I have.
In case it is not clear from my resume and profile, I want to assure you that my hands are never clean for long. I find few thinks more meditative than untangling network cables and few things more informative than installing fresh tools and twiddling all the new knobs and dials.
-- JR